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I thought it might be interesting to try something like this out." Though the app hasn't launched yet, currently over 5,000 singles are signed up to find their Canadian soulmate — in hopes they will be taken away from a Trump-ruled land.
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The site explains its purpose like this: "The key to finding someone special is finding shared interests and someone who is accepting of your lifestyle.
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